The gigs of the future.
80,000 turned up to literally watch Ed Sheeran shit into a bucket.
The entire set conisted soley of the singer dropping his trousers, squatting, and blasting feces into a bucket. Over, and over, continually eating to create enough waste to fill a 2 hour set.
“Sheperd’s Bush Empire! I am Ed Sheeran! Taste my shit! Smell my shit! Embrace my shit!”
*Footage of Sheeran squatting, cock and balls out, coiling off turds in front of screaming fans. His face is contorted, he’s grimacing and sweating profusely. At the end, the camera zooms right in on his hot, shit-blasted arsehole.*”