Allergic Reaction

Thought of a brilliant boyband idea.

*Cough*. They’re called Allergic Reaction.

Allow me to elaborate. They’re all lads with different allergies. Of varied seriousness. Some fatal. Some non fatal. They release songs about allergies, and only allergies. The cover is the band dressed as coughing, retching peanuts.

Every stage show they do goes the same way. Fourteen seconds before going on stage, the consume whatever they’re allergic to, then are immediately on and singing.
The gimmick is, they have to try to get through a gig while suffering severe reactions to whatever they are allergic to.

Peanut Steve’s throat is closing up! Can he sing this ballad? Seafood Sam has consumed a fistful of prawns! He’s vomiting blood into a bucket! Can he handle the falsetto?

It would be brilliant.

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About neilstilwell

Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. http://www.amazon.co.uk/frozen-fridge-Zoomeister-Diaries-ebook/dp/B00C426DD0/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366481719&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=a+frozen+turd+in+a+hot+frudge It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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