Monthly Archives: June 2015

Allergic Reaction

Thought of a brilliant boyband idea. *Cough*. They’re called Allergic Reaction. Allow me to elaborate. They’re all lads with different allergies. Of varied seriousness. Some fatal. Some non fatal. They release songs about allergies, and only allergies. The cover is … Continue reading

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R Kelly’s endless party

I can’t imagine what it’s like to be R Kelly’s friend. But in my latest, feverish burst of brain creation, I intend to muse upon the subject, if you’ll indulge me. In a great portion of his dreary recording history, … Continue reading

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Horror of Birthday.

I imagined this morning, while on that beautiful border betwixt sleep and waking, something that woke me up laughing. I just woke up, laughing my head off. I thought of an idea. The idea that birthdays are not a time … Continue reading

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