BIRTH-TAIN’S Got Talent.

Britain’s Got Talent truly terrifies.

They’ve got this act on now. It’s just a woman giving birth. The whole thing. She’s got a massive megaphone attached to a microphone to amplify the screams. Plus a camera positioned fourteen centimetres from the vagina.

While she forced out the screaming pink baby, the crowd cheered. Some threw packets of Smarties. A brass band played the Schindler’s List soundtrack. Seems an odd choice. Dancers dressed as different countries danced around her, eating fire and spitting out flames as the baby was born.

And the crowning touch; the baby took its own selfie! Mental


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Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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