Monthly Archives: April 2015

Wallace and Gromit “Faked moon landing” in 1990 documentary.

Not smiling anymore – The two lying plasticine actors head to the gallows. Wallace and Gromit are to be sentenced tomorrow for finally being found guilty of faking the famous 1990 moon landings, in which they supposedly travelled in a … Continue reading

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Thursday

Canterbury’s fervent beauty is little soured by the menace of humanity. However, it is at least partially irritating to have to maintain coyote like agility to negotiate the meandering morons. Like ants without purpose, they mill and linger, stoop and … Continue reading

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“BORING CUNT” Richard III put back in ground after massive demand.

Richard III was put back in the ground this week, after being labelled too boring by viewers. The 500 year old skeleton was accused of being “Behind the times” and “Too quiet” by king fans, more used to more modern … Continue reading

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It’s not Friday.

I keep thinking it’s Friday. It isn’t. It’s Thursday. I’ve been out shopping, and it’s no fun. People are everywhere, panic buying eggs. Alien eggs, dog’s eggs, even human eggs being tossed into trolleys by red-faced mentals. Easter weekend is … Continue reading

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