Monthly Archives: February 2015

Dog dressed as Darcy.

Karen was lonely. It had been a long time since her life was filled with genuine romance, and passion, and energy. She’d searched and found all wanting; she’d lost her soul to the denizens of love. That day she wandered … Continue reading

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Monday

Monday. As nondescript as it is, Monday still has one shining advantage. It is better than Sunday. If Sunday is the last choked breath of the hanging corpse, Monday is the evacuation of the bowels just after the fucking neck … Continue reading

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Sunday.

A fistful of roast potatoes up the arse-hole, covered in lukewarm gravy and a punch in the mouth. That’s what Sundays are to me. They’re the single most despicable day of the week, after Doomsday and Crumbday. The problems stem … Continue reading

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Saturday

Saturday. What madness is this, he muses, lying on a bed of jarring discomfort. A jutting remote. A cheeky lighter digging into a sad buttock. Several fragments of tobacco are my only lovers. Eight in the morning rolls jauntily into … Continue reading

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Milk.

Alright, chip shop looters, it’s time for another blog. Milk. It is the greatest drink ever. I drink milk for fun. I’ll down it like shots, out of a ramekin. Milk. So it is with this pointless aside about milk … Continue reading

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Brain

Sometimes my brain will wake me up with stuff. Really insane things. I’ll wake up, that in my head, and start laughing. I’m not sure how it all works, but the thoughts are just there, apropos of nothing…NOTHING. This morning … Continue reading

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