You remember it don’t you? That disastrous release of The Hobbit in 2012.

The film was ruined by a number of gaping flaws. Ipods for orcs. Dogs in wigs playing wargs. Sylvester Mccoy was called Rentaghost by mistake. Fucking film bombed and made two quid in America.

Of course, we knew something was up from the minute we saw the teaser poster. It was shit.


Looks like it was done on a cheap paint program by some prick.

Of course, the sequels Hobbit 2 and Hobbit 3: Hobbit Harder were cancelled. Peter Jackson never worked again. Fucking disaster.


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Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. http://www.amazon.co.uk/frozen-fridge-Zoomeister-Diaries-ebook/dp/B00C426DD0/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366481719&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=a+frozen+turd+in+a+hot+frudge It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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