Monthly Archives: January 2015

My day on a plate.

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MIddle Earth on the social network.

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Hobbit.

You remember it don’t you? That disastrous release of The Hobbit in 2012. The film was ruined by a number of gaping flaws. Ipods for orcs. Dogs in wigs playing wargs. Sylvester Mccoy was called Rentaghost by mistake. Fucking film … Continue reading

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January sex tips.

MEN. Here is the eight things you should always do. THE ONLY EIGHT THINGS. 1. Cry. Women love a man in touch with their emotions. So cry. A lot. If you can’t be emotional, get an onion, and sellotape it … Continue reading

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