I thought of a new sketch today.
It’s related to that sketch I wrote about kids reaching sixteen or something and being told they’re adopted, then the parents wheel out a video of the dad wanking into a tube, thus donating the sperm what they are sprouted from and that.
Had a good time doing that. I imagined some Manic Street Preachers on the soundtrack. It’s like Surprise Surprise. With spunk.
This one is sorta like that, except the parents wheel out the pictures from childhood. Something like this.
“Johnny! Check out these pictures we took of you as a baby! You were so cute!”
Johnny’s never seen ’em before. He’ll wish he hadn’t! He sits down excited to see his small pink face. They start leafing through.
Every single one of the FUCKING pictures is of his actual birth. Just his screaming face emerging from his mum’s vagina.
Disgusting! I’ll never get that one on BBC1.