Peter Jackson: What I’m saying is, if we bang in a bit of Queen Alien, bit of The Thing, bit of Predator and stuff, it will be the greatest film of all time. More stuff equals more good things.

Bilbo: Right. You don’t think you’re breaking the fourth wall at all?

Peter Jackson: What do you mean?

Bilbo: We’re filming.

Peter Jackson: We can edit this out. Let’s roll.

Queen Alien: Alright?

Bilbo: Fuck’s sake. Hello. I’m Bilbo. I’m on a magical quest to do a robbing.

Queen Alien: Yeah, I’m filling in for Sherlock Smaug. He’s off giving a town a right going over.

Bilbo: What are you doing here then?

Queen A: Thought I’d drop in, sort a few bits out. How do you lot feel about facehuggers?

Bilbo: Might mess with the feel of the film a bit.

Queen A: Right. Might put that on the back burner.


About neilstilwell

Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. http://www.amazon.co.uk/frozen-fridge-Zoomeister-Diaries-ebook/dp/B00C426DD0/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366481719&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=a+frozen+turd+in+a+hot+frudge It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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