Peter Jackson: What I’m saying is, if we bang in a bit of Queen Alien, bit of The Thing, bit of Predator and stuff, it will be the greatest film of all time. More stuff equals more good things.
Bilbo: Right. You don’t think you’re breaking the fourth wall at all?
Peter Jackson: What do you mean?
Bilbo: We’re filming.
Peter Jackson: We can edit this out. Let’s roll.
Queen Alien: Alright?
Bilbo: Fuck’s sake. Hello. I’m Bilbo. I’m on a magical quest to do a robbing.
Queen Alien: Yeah, I’m filling in for Sherlock Smaug. He’s off giving a town a right going over.
Bilbo: What are you doing here then?
Queen A: Thought I’d drop in, sort a few bits out. How do you lot feel about facehuggers?
Bilbo: Might mess with the feel of the film a bit.
Queen A: Right. Might put that on the back burner.