Monthly Archives: March 2014

ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES QUIZ

Test your knowledge on the classic British sitcom with my fucking COCKNEE QUIZ. 1. In which episode does Rodney discover the lump which eventually proves his death? 2. How many rotten eggs does Del eat during the nuclear war in … Continue reading

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Kitchen Nightmares.

This episode of Kitchen Nightmares is awesome. Check out Gordon Ramsay’s brilliant rant from it.   “This place is a fucking barn of balls. For a start, calling it “Membrane Parlour” is a fucking mistake. What kind of a name … Continue reading

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Very British Problems.

Have you seen that list of British problems? It’s a list of problems that British people like me are supposed to suffer with. I did a list of my own. See how many times you nod your fucking head in … Continue reading

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Lord of the Rings

Elrond: So, basically, what I’m saying is, that ring is evil. Gandalf: I told you that. I’ve told him that *Motions to Frodo*, I’ve told all of these pricks that. *Mimes a headbutt in the direction of the counsel.* Elrond: … Continue reading

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