TITLE: Christmas from a collapsed lung.
1. The devil’s balls make idle playthings.
2. Christmas with Cantona’s Corpse.
3. The baubles are smashed, the reindeer are dead.
4. No presents for the kids, they’ve gone to hell.
5. Burning foreskins around a warm fireplace.
6. The aching hole of disappointment.
7. Raw turkey noro-virus orgy
8. Sending Santa back to the grave.
9. Yuletide Infanticide.
10. Bummed and bunged up for Boxing Day.