MY LAW: VOLUME 2.

Some more laws for your eyes. Ones that I will introduce when I dump the coalition out of the arse-hole.

3. All sandwiches are just bread. In fact, just bread sandwiches. No butter. Three slices of bread is a sandwich. Five if it’s a club. Now, I like my sandwiches, but I will happily suffer to ruin everyone else’s pleasures and joy.

4. This one’s a no-brainer. On the birthday of ALL children in the U.K at thirteen, the dad MUST write this message all over the house. In whatever ink or substance you like. But IT HAS TO SAY THIS:

“I’M NOT YOUR REAL DAD”

And it has to be written thousands of times. Ruining the wallpaper, the curtains, everything. And, whether the child is adopted or not.

5. All currencies are replaced with VHS copies of the tv series  Cadfeal. And inflation is at 200%. Or something. A loaf of bread (Small) will cost 600 Cadfeals.

 

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About neilstilwell

Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. http://www.amazon.co.uk/frozen-fridge-Zoomeister-Diaries-ebook/dp/B00C426DD0/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366481719&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=a+frozen+turd+in+a+hot+frudge It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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