If you vote for me, I will confine One Direction to only two subjects for their lyrics. Bowel funtions and sexual dysfunction. Here’s an example.
“Girl, this morning I excreted feces from my anus. I sat down on the toilet bowl, with my pants around my ankles, staring ahead like a depressed cow at a funeral, tightening my face into a frown as I pushed a brown, cigar shaped stool through my bumhole, and winced as it impacted the water, splashing a buttock slightly.
I also deeply apologise for my lack of sexual expertise, girl. It’s never happened to me before. Actually, it has. I’ve long suffered with a lack of potency, sexually. The lack of blood flowing to my penis prevented me from maintaining an erection. “
Would be great. Petition the government. YOU CAN CHANGE THINGS!