Monthly Archives: April 2013

ROBOCOP is a cunt.

I’m not a fan of Robocop. It’s a faintly dreary science fiction franchise about a metal cop who clanks and whirs his way through three incredibly depressing films, and barely manages to stop some men doing some bad things with … Continue reading

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Titchmarsh on Tea.

    I am Titchmarsh, the single most terrifying beast in the world. I crush skulls in my fist. I paint trees with the blood of my victims. I wear a hat made from ears, and my car’s seats are … Continue reading

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