Radagast is a prick.

The Hobbit.

INT: Rivendell.

Elrond: Well, I dunno Gander. Saruman might have a point. Can’t be doing owt with stuff unless there’s proof. All you’re saying is there’s a dark shadow, non-specific shit. No concrete evidence. It is December, it gets naturally darker, you prick.

Saruman. Yeah. And frankly, some orcs and goblins giving it is not a war. It’s a fight outside a nightclub in Middle Earth.

Gander: But Radagast said..the animals are acting up, nothing’s growing.

Saruman: He’s shitted on mushrooms you berk. He’s a prick. His woods are fucked because he’s always stoned. Fuck off.

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Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. http://www.amazon.co.uk/frozen-fridge-Zoomeister-Diaries-ebook/dp/B00C426DD0/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366481719&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=a+frozen+turd+in+a+hot+frudge It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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