Elrond: Well, I dunno Gander. Saruman might have a point. Can’t be doing owt with stuff unless there’s proof. All you’re saying is there’s a dark shadow, non-specific shit. No concrete evidence. It is December, it gets naturally darker, you prick.
Saruman. Yeah. And frankly, some orcs and goblins giving it is not a war. It’s a fight outside a nightclub in Middle Earth.
Gander: But Radagast said..the animals are acting up, nothing’s growing.
Saruman: He’s shitted on mushrooms you berk. He’s a prick. His woods are fucked because he’s always stoned. Fuck off.