Peter Jackson’s HOBBIT

“Peter! PETER YOU FUCKING PRICK!”

“How’s it going?”

“How’s it goin….HOW’S IT GOING? Look at this….”

“Ooh, the posters for my fllm. Look at Martin, doesn’t he look JUST like a hobbit.”

“FUCK’S SAKE. THAT.”

“HOBBIT: An UnEGGspected journey.”

“……..”

“What?”

“WHAT. WHAT, HE SAYS. FUCKING..FU…UNEGGSPECTED? What the cunt you fucking sod?”

“I don’t see what’s wrong..”

“You’ve put EGG in the title. In fucking capitals!”

“Yeah, I did that.”

“WHY?”

“It’s a clever pun.”

“A pun on what?”

“EGGS. And that title.”

“Right. So you made an egg based pun on the title of the biggest film of the year, possibly your career.”

“……yeah.”

“There’s no eggs in the plot.”

“Bilbo eats eggs.”

“NOT THE FUCKING POINT. You’ve ruined this, Peter. Look at this review “Tolkien’s classic tale rendered buffoonish by unbelievable title.”

“Oh…I didn’t think it would matter.”

“YOU FUCKING DONGER PETER.”

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About neilstilwell

Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. http://www.amazon.co.uk/frozen-fridge-Zoomeister-Diaries-ebook/dp/B00C426DD0/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366481719&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=a+frozen+turd+in+a+hot+frudge It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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