Lionel

Just seen Lionel Richie’s new album in the shops. I must say, it’s a departure from his old stuff. Some would say it’s almost a complete shift of character.

I mean, check out the tracklisting. The lp is called “Digging up the cock burrow”. A lot different to his older romantic direction.

1. Your dog’s a wanker, your cat’s a prick.

2. Public toilet roulette.

3. Ballroom Ball Shitting.

4. A nest of sexual politics.

5. Your nipple is screaming, your face is a skinslab.

6. When we’re eating shit.

7. Disaster at the sperm bank.

8. Naked and embarrassed.

9. Pull the other lung.

10. Punching Christ in the balls and arse.

11. Here is the noose.

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About neilstilwell

Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. http://www.amazon.co.uk/frozen-fridge-Zoomeister-Diaries-ebook/dp/B00C426DD0/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366481719&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=a+frozen+turd+in+a+hot+frudge It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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