INT: Central Perk
Everyone else: Hey Joey.
Joey: I’m depressed. Did I tell you about that?
Chandler: Only about twenty FRICKING TIMES.
Joey: Yeah, well, the doc told me I should cheer myself up by doing things I’ve always wanted to do.
Chandler: Can see where this is going.
Joey: So I’ve been emptying jars of cat shit into your petrol tank, Chandler. And Ross, I dug up the skull of Marcel, your monkey, and put new potatoes I’d drawn eyes on in the eye sockets. Then I performed a gruesome puppet show for the local kids. FUCK!
Ross: Marcel’s not dead.
Joey: WHOA! Whose monkey did I dig up?
Racheal: This is terrifying.
Joey: Oh, Racheal, I drew pictures of dead frogs all over all your dresses.
Joey: I’m depressed! Well, you’re all cunts, see you later.