INT: Central Perk

Joey: HEY!

Everyone else: Hey Joey.

Joey: I’m depressed. Did I tell you about that?

Chandler: Only about twenty FRICKING TIMES.

Joey: Yeah, well, the doc told me I should cheer myself up by doing things I’ve always wanted to do.

Chandler: Can see where this is going.

Joey: So I’ve been emptying jars of cat shit into your petrol tank, Chandler. And Ross, I dug up the skull of Marcel, your monkey, and put new potatoes I’d drawn eyes on in the eye sockets. Then I performed a gruesome puppet show for the local kids. FUCK!

Ross: Marcel’s not dead.

Joey: WHOA! Whose monkey did I dig up?

Racheal: This is terrifying.

Joey: Oh, Racheal, I drew pictures of dead frogs all over all your dresses.

Racheal: WHAT?

Joey: I’m depressed! Well, you’re all cunts, see you later.


About neilstilwell

Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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