Only Fools and Horses.

INT: PECKHAM.

Del: Rodney! RODNEY YOU PAALONKAH! Got some news!

Rodney: Bloody cosmic.

Del: I’ve got ten thousand dvd players to sell! We’re going to be alright, Rodders! I sold everything we have to buy them.

Rodney: Del. These are all defunct. You’ve purchased out of date, obsolete goods. We’ll never sell them. We have nothing.

Del: But…

Rodney: We are doomed. We can’t pay the rent! What the fuck are we going to do?

Del: I. I don’t know.

Rodney: You stupid, stupid fucking cunt. We’re going to be fucking homeless. *Rodney sits down and starts to pull his hair out in despair.*

Del: RODDERS! RODDERS! I AM SORRY! I’M SO FUCKING SORRY! OH GOD! WE’RE SO FUCKING POOR! THIS TIME NEXT YEAR WE’LL BE DEAD!

*Del sits at the table and rests his head on it, sobbing hysterically. Scene fades out to a distant, sombre bell. There is no audience laughter or end music.*

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About neilstilwell

Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. http://www.amazon.co.uk/frozen-fridge-Zoomeister-Diaries-ebook/dp/B00C426DD0/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366481719&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=a+frozen+turd+in+a+hot+frudge It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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