Monthly Archives: August 2012

Only Fools and Horses.

INT: Flat. Del is stumbling unshaven and drunk through the flat, which is strewn with litter and feces. Del: RODNEY! RODNEY YOU TWONK! Get up! We’ve got to go and sell all these videos down the market! (No answer. Del … Continue reading

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Dog Sitter.

INT: Man’s house Man: I’m going on holiday for two weeks. I shall be going to Borneo. What or where that is, i’m not entirely sure, as I just booked it without reading the brochure properly. It’s going to be … Continue reading

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Only Fools and Horses.

INT: PECKHAM. Del: Rodney! RODNEY YOU PAALONKAH! Got some news! Rodney: Bloody cosmic. Del: I’ve got ten thousand dvd players to sell! We’re going to be alright, Rodders! I sold everything we have to buy them. Rodney: Del. These are … Continue reading

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Annoying the girlfriend I don’t have.

“Neil?” “Yes, my untamed Aphrodite. My effervescent, burning flame.” “Er, yeah. Wanted to talk to you about something. ” “Go for it, my love.” “As much as I admire your poetic cadence, your ability to weave words into something beautiful, … Continue reading

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