Monthly Archives: July 2012

Zoomeister’s Dating Book.

Valentine’s Day It’s a good thing Valentine’s Day exists. If it didn’t, you wouldn’t know when to be in love or have sex, so this day is important. It is obviously important to buy stuff for your loved one on … Continue reading

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Drunken Grandad.

INT: Grandad’s house. Dad: So, Jimmy. Looking forward to seeing your grandfather? Jimmy: Yes, dad. I hope he is better. Dad: Doctors say that he’s clean now, son. Two years without a drop. Mum: Amazing to think he’s changed so … Continue reading

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Olympic Sobbing.

I was on a train yesterday morning. I am not a man who delights in train travel, especially early in the mornings. I find it as appealing a prospect of eating breeze blocks in a burning toilet. Still, I have … Continue reading

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Sex is a fun th…

Sex is a fun thing to do. It’s like a present from nature, isn’t it? It’s like saying “Here you go, life may be a grey, sickly trudge most of the time, but you can do this. It’s brilliant. You’re … Continue reading

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