Fresh Prince.

Uncle Phil watches Independence Day on the television and simultaneously vomits, pisses and shits himself, violently shaking and quivering like a sack of ill potatoes.His wife rushes in to help him, but sees the film and starts to vomit, herself, falling to the ground and fitting. Carlton lies with his head on the kitchen table, rolling it from side to side, laughing like a serial killer and Will. Will just cracks awful, awful jokes.


About neilstilwell

Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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