Men Behaving Badly.

Let’s see what’s going on on the telly now. Oh. It’s Men Behaving Badly on UK Gold. Let’s see what the lads are up to.

Gary: Hello Tony.

Tony: Alright mate? Fancy some beers and some birds?

Gary: No. Tony. We are not men. We are empty, souless vessels. Joyless, sexless cocoons, made of pale and sickly shells. Impotency, once a distant fear, is now a crushing inevitability. We are both dying, methaphorically and physically. I despise the man I was, I pity the man I’ve become.

Tony:…………….

Gary: And you owe me twenty year’s rent. Get the fuck out of my house. Your stuff is burning on the lawn…

(Seems a bit bleaker than I remember.)

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About neilstilwell

Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. http://www.amazon.co.uk/frozen-fridge-Zoomeister-Diaries-ebook/dp/B00C426DD0/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366481719&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=a+frozen+turd+in+a+hot+frudge It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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