Sing this to the tune of “Living on a prayer”, that song that cunts sing in shit pubs on a Saturday night.
Went to the zoo today.
saw a fucking bear, it was an incredible bear to see.
Thought about it when I got home
how easy it would be, to steal a bear for you and me
I said we can break in, at ten o clock
there’s a hole in the fence and the security’s a cock
We got some bolt cutters, and that’s enough I think
we’ll fucking give it a shot
Oh, lure the cunt with a pear
Oh oh, kidnapping a bear
Sedate the cunt, and let’s get it out of here
oh, oh, kidnapping a bear….
Got to the zoo that night
alerted the guard, got into a fucking fight,
Left him tied up in a hedge.
fucked off through the fence
found the fucking bear’s enclosure
massive bear fuck…
We’ve got to get this shitter out, using a fucking bee’s nest
I heard the cunt’s like honey, let’s put it to the test
Chloroform it, and get it in the van,
in the fucking van
Whoooa, get the cunt down the stairs
WHOA! KIDNAPPING A BEAR