Writing a romance.

Think I might write a classic romance. Here’s a sample line. “I walked down love lane and turned into happiness avenue, but it was not to be. Her hair was a hive, beautiful, deadly, surrounded by bees, they stang my cock to smithereens. But I loved every minute. Her eyes were like nuclear bombs, the explosions blew my balls off. I wandered, dazed, weeping from radiation sickness, my sores a beacon of her paradise, limbs dropping off in her name, broken, battered and bleeding, I wandered into the hole of her love, and died like a dog in her cavern.”

I could be the next fucking Christmas Number one in HELL.


About neilstilwell

Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars. Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here. http://www.amazon.co.uk/frozen-fridge-Zoomeister-Diaries-ebook/dp/B00C426DD0/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1366481719&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=a+frozen+turd+in+a+hot+frudge It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.
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2 Responses to Writing a romance.

  1. @nu_rave_is says:

    Yep. Good luck with the 21 year old.

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