Monthly Archives: October 2011

MENU.

Fucking restaurants annoy me. I don’t like formal eating. Mastication to me is a personal thing, I don’t like people seeing my mouth chewing, gulping, and glugging, and I don’t like seeing other people’s stupid cheeks blow up like a … Continue reading

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I done gone and re-wrote a song.

I have added my own changes to titted pop mannequin Katy Perry’s Last Friday night. See if you can guess which fucking bits I wrote. There’s a tobacco packet in my bed, There’s a bee on my head Feces all … Continue reading

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Frasier.

I love Frasier. I think it’s by and large, the greatest sitcom ever made. Intelligent, sharp, and above all, funny. It cheers me up when days are blue. I can watch an entire season in a day, and I have. … Continue reading

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