Yahoo! Love, love me do! You know I like poo! I like smearing it on you! So ple-eeee-ee-eeeease, fuck me do! Insert shit harmonica solo here.
Abseiling into trouble, a sewer rat staring at the stars.
Disgusting. You can assist my search for the one ring by buying a Kindle version of this diary from here.
It has some other stuff in it, and a dreadful cover.