Monthly Archives: June 2011

Making a girl smile, part two.

Hello. Let’s finish the list of the shittest ways to make a girl smile. With number eleven, then. 11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. Wait a minute, what if she’s your fucking … Continue reading

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Smile.

Love is a many splintered thing. Especially if you smash a wardrobe over your lover’s head in a rage. Don’t do that. Do this. Last night I was reading through a list called “Make a girl smile.” Seems fair enough, … Continue reading

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Priceless.

PRICELESS. INT: Family Home. Dad comes in the room. His son is watching the television. Dad: Hey, junior. Son: Hey dad. How’s it going? Dad: Yeah, not bad. Hey… Son: Yeah? Dad: I got something for you, son. Son: Wow…what’s … Continue reading

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Eating is a necessity. Invented in 1982 by Masterchef’s creators, it is as much of a necessity as breathing and owning the internet. Without any of these, you die. That’s what it says in the bible. I’ve not read the … Continue reading

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