Monthly Archives: April 2011

The vicar that don’t know what he doing.

I’ve no interest in the Royal Wedding. I find it neither irritating, nor interesting. I’ve literally got no opinion. It’s a wedding, that’s it. However, it set my mind a thinking, what would a wedding be like if done by … Continue reading

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Small Talk.

If you need to indulge in small talk. Here are some small things you can talk about. Micro-bacteria. Kinder Eggs. The clitoris. Robins. Obviously, if you’re talking to a woman, the clitoris is the best thing because they have them. … Continue reading

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Laughing when you shouldn’t.

I’ve just had my hair cut. It’s one of those situations where small talk is at play. I can’t get away with my normal invective about life during a haircut. the following, for instance, is out of the window. “So … Continue reading

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