Monthly Archives: February 2011

Dating Don’ts 2005.

58: Hold your hand out flat on the table, fingers stretched out and entire hand pressed onto surface. Whenever date says the word “and”, bring other hand down onto it in in a mocked up rage, smashing it hard, whilst … Continue reading

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Dating Don’ts.

Here are some more Dating Don’ts from the golden age. If you feel sick, don’t fight it.   31. Bring your old teddy bear from when you were a child, and intermittently bury the steak knife into it’s belly, tearing … Continue reading

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Drunken Granddad.

INT: Granddad’s house. Dad: Well, here we are again. Dad says he’s cleaned up his act… Mum: I hope so, he really scared poor Jimmy last time, boy’s so used to seeing him happy and sober, and then for the … Continue reading

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Ways not to flirt.

Now, then. The world of flirting is fraught with danger. Before you know it your cock is in a vice and you’re being catapulted into a nightmare, not literally. I’m a crap flirt. I shake, shit myself, and hurl the … Continue reading

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Dating Don’ts.

Hello. It is Sunday. Sunday is the day on which nothing ever happens. Nothing at all. Ever. In entire history. On this blog apart from new stuff, i’ll be going through some old stuff with you. These will be things … Continue reading

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Canterbury Drinking.

Good afternoon. You know, some years ago, i was buying Crash magazine, so that I could play a demo of Dizzy, the Codemasters classic featuring a sentient egg on a mission to destroy an evil wizard. Times were good, Jeremy … Continue reading

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Over the next few hundred years we’re trapped in this cell together, I’m going to talk about a few anecdotes of choice (Like the time I spent weeping in a park at two in the morning) as well as some … Continue reading

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